That Awkward Moment When...

(1) Your supposed childhood nemesis (like the really bad kind) is sort of trying to be friends with you. - "Or are we friends already? I seriously do not know how to react to the unnecessary and unexpected skinship."

(2) The guy you (unconsciously) friendzoned is revisiting that dark past in front of his family (again!). - "To which I shabbily dodge by changing the topic into lame ones."


(3) Friends ask you about a friend you had a falling apart with because that friend is bad mouthing you to your other friends. - "Cheap shot, sweets."

(4) You wake up in the middle of the night and your subconscious is playing tricks on you 'cause you woke up to the sound of your name being called by the guy you almost had a thing with (when he is somewhere in Southern Luzon and you are in the Metro), and you get all weak and sobby and miserable for a moment because you thought it was for real. - "Yeah."

(5) Your parents are trying to be nice again after meddling with stuff that are supposed to be private, and you're still a bit upset and do not know how to react. - "Sorry pops, I need to be emotionally prepared for that."

--All of these in one day, great!